Енглески

Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.

I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.

I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.

Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.

Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.

Humor is extremely important to me;

Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.

If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.

About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.

For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.

Now you understand why my eye is crossed.

Јарац

Прелеп и велик/прелепа и велика

160 цм

Плавa

Ашкенази

Разведен/Разведена

Не

Не

Очи

Минђуша/минђуше

Сребрна

Пас

Да

Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила

Радим од куће

Уметност/Музика/Књижевност

Comic book writer.

$15.000USD до $29.999USD

Сам(а), Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима

Нема буке

Да - често

Да - у друштву

Повучен(а)

Уздржан/уздржана, Стидљив(а), Посматрач, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем

Учење, Музика, Филмове, Интернет, Игре, Вечере, Путовања, Кување, Рачунари

Шопинг, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, Концерт, Посета музеју

An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.

Breathing under water without extra equipment.

Немам пријатеље

Члан реформистичке цркве

Никада

Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

Пренаглашен, Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна, Непримерен(а)

Цртане филмове, Документарце, Наставне програме, Филмове

Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Драме, Документарце, Анимиране филмове, Програми за одрасле

Рок, Електро, Поп, Класична, Блуз, Индустријска, Латино, ”Њу ејџ” музика, Амбијентална, Денс, Сол, Реге, Госпел, Народна, Панк

Стрипове, Фантазије, Фикције, Природа, Научне, Научну фантастику, Ја сам писац

Discussing quantum physics while naked.

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Саосећајност, Осећајност, Чудноватост, Моћ, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост

Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.

Пријатељ, Брак, Посвећеност