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Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.

I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.

I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.

Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.

Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.

Humor is extremely important to me;

Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.

If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.

About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.

For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.

Now you understand why my eye is crossed.

Kauris

Iso ja Kaunis

5' 3 (1.6 m)

Sininen

Ashkenazi

Eronnut

Ei

Ei

Silmät

Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista

Hopea

Kissa

Kyllä

Jonkin verran Lukiota

Teen töitä kotona

Taide / Musiikki/ Kirjallisuus

Comic book writer.

$15,000USD - $29,999USD

Yksin, Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa

Ei meteliä

Kyllä - Usein

Kyllä - Seurassa

Syrjäytynyt

Varautunut, Ujo, Sivustaseuraaja, Ystävällinen, Koominen, Flirttaileva

Oppiminen, Musiikki, Elokuvat, Internetti, Pelit, Ruokailla, Matkustaminen, Kokkaus, Tietokoneet

Shoppailu, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Rentoutuminen, Nukkuminen, Konserttiin meneminen, Museossa käyminen

An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.

Breathing under water without extra equipment.

Minulla ei ole ystäviä

Uudistus

Ei koskaan

Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

Pinnallinen, Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Ystävällinen, Hassu, Epävarma, Roisi

Sarjakuvat, Dokumentit, Neuvoa antavat, Elokuvat

Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Draama, Dokumentti, Animaatio, Aikuinen

Rock musiikki, Elektroninen, Pop musiikki, Klassinen, Blues musiikki, Teollinen, Latina, New age musiikki, Kaiken kattava, Dance musiikki, Soul musiikki, Reggae musiikki, Gospel musiikki, Folk musiikki, Punk musiikki

Koominen, Fantasia, Kaunokirjallisuus, Luonto, Tiede, Scifi, Olen Kirjailija

Discussing quantum physics while naked.

Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Empatia, Herkkyys, Kummallisuus, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus

Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.

Kaveri, Avioliitto, Sitoutunut