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Searching For The Exquisite Pink Panther
Age 56 From Los Angeles, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Former UCLA quarterback. Currently a shoe model. Have had less ****than Gandhi. Might be time to settle down and forget about ****all together. Can you light up a room (With or without a lamp)? Do you love rolling in the surf (Then, please explain what it means)? Do you know a good thing when it's right in front of you or are you so self-loathing that you sabotage your chances with truly loving men? |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Ashkenazi |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Other |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Work At Home |
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| My Speciality Is | Entertainment / Media |
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| My Job Title Is | Grand Poobah |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Friendly |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Cars |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | The Zoo watching naked animals react to pheromones and do the things that come naturally. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Taking out an appendix. Wouldn't mind going back to the year 1348. Pretending I'm normal like everyone else. I'm tired of leading the counter-culture and opposing authority. However, that's why I was put on this small, blue planet. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Reform |
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| I Attend Services | Once A Year |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to marry a wonderful woman and, together, raise a healthy and happy family! |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy, Romance, Drama |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Electronic, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, Fiction, Satire |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Besides Incan treasure, I like a woman who is comfortable with herself. No drama. Lotsa laughs. ****appeal. A good egg. Interests of her own. I'm tired of stuck-up, entitled dogs who think they are the center of the universe. Don't pretend you are doing me a favor if you have two kids from a divorce. I can date women who are 25 years old if I choose so have something to offer and a nice manner if you're a little older or with children. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Marriage, Committed |
